McGill’s Savoy Society brings you your annual dose of Gilbert & Sullivan.

Friday, Feb. 13 to Saturday, Feb. 14 and Friday, Feb. 20 to Saturday, Feb. 21 at 7:30 p.m. at Moyse Hall. Matinees will also take place for both Saturday shows at 2:00 p.m. Student tickets are $10.

Do you really love your valentine or are you just a worthless scrub? Prove yourself via tickets to the über fancy gala hosted by the McGill Chamber Orchestra.

Saturday Feb. 14 at 6:30 p.m. at Sofitel (1155 Sherbrooke Ouest). Tickets are $180.

Hallmark™ created Valentine’s Day to sell mass produced cards and candy and everyone knows it. Fight back against consumerism, capitalism, and corporate greed with a truly metal V-day extravaganza.

Saturday, Feb. 14 at 9 p.m. at Les Katacombes (1635 Saint Laurent). Tickets are $10.

Presenting the clitoris: Now just as elusive in the theatre as it is in the bedroom.

Sunday Feb. 15 at 6 p.m. at Le Belmont (4483 Blvd. Saint-Laurent). Tickets cost $25.

Because how often do you get the chance to see an experimental rock band from the 1980s New York no wave scene?

Wednesday, Feb. 19 at 8 p.m. at Le National (1220 Sainte-Catherine Est). Tickets are $32.25.

Their name is a reference to a Tolkien character and their music sounds like it came straight out of the Shire.

Thursday, Feb. 26 at 7 p.m. at La Vitrola (4602 St. Laurent). Admission is $10.

A west coast Canadian band with banjos, synths, and a new music video in ’80s ski attire.

Monday, Feb. 16 at 9:30 p.m. at Quai des Brumes (4481 Saint. Denis).