1. Most likely to inject the blood of Zeus into his ACL at the Fall Solstice… Marcus Stroman

2. Most likely to actually be Zeus… LaTroy Hawkins  

3. Most likely to bring a roast boar into the batter’s box… Evan Gattis

4. Most likely to be a baseball… Bartolo Colon

5. Most likely to get a World Series ring… Derek Jeter

6. Most likely to purchase a burial plot in Toronto… David Price

7. Most likely to ask you for a pen in class… Kris Bryant

8. Most likely to be baling hay together on Mac Campus… Billy Burns

9. Most likely to talk you into buying John Voight’s car… Stephen Vogt

10. Most likely to invite you to his son’s Bar Mitzvah… Kevin Pillar

11. Most likely to be a Pixar movie villain… Randal Grichuk

12. Most likely to babysit his neighbour’s kids… Todd Frazier

13. Most likely to be against women’s-only gym hours… Bryce Harper

14. Most likely to live with his mother… Chris Colabello

15. Most likely to camp out in Blackadder Library with a six-pack during finals… Dallas Keuchel