Joke Issue

SSMU still waffling on major issues

Statement promises concrete action: waffles will be accountable, transparent, and fresh off the griddle.

U3 Engineering student posts Facebook status about distrust in new SSMU executive, citing ‘predominantly female executive’
‘Hey, can you watch my stuff for a sec?’ now legally binding verbal agreement
Montreal hipster 'heard of it first'
Marty the Martlet elected SSMU president'
McGill releases “Fill-in-the-blank” statement to be used for next McGill scandal
New McGill passwords require six letters, three numbers, and $5 donation
Parkour MiniCourse coming soon to McTavish