1. The first rule of the library is you do not talk in the library.

2. The second rule of the library is you do not talk in the library.

3. If someone talks on their phone, reserves a desk with a sheet of paper, has a nervous breakdown, or falls asleep, their study spot is forfeited.

4. Only one desk to a person.

5. One cup of coffee at a time.

6. Yes to shirts. Yes to shoes.

7. The night will go on as long as it has to.

8. If this is your first night in the library, you’re screwed.