Everyone on campus is too busy these days to make holiday wishlists. The Tribune wants to make your exam and shopping season a little easier, so we’ve written your wishlist for you and suggested some ideas for other characters on campus.
*The McGill football team wants a win in the 2012-13 season.
*Students want more tears of joy and fewer tears of gas.
*Todd Plummer wants some plum sauce.
*Maggie Knight wants students to attend the strategic summits.
*Everyone wants fewer Bieber babies.
*Shyam Patel wants to be re-elected Campus Cutie
*Matt Crawford wants a portrait of Karl Marx.
*Students still want construction to end.
*Students want Steven Saideman to stay. And it wouldn’t hurt if he turned his blog into a book.
*The Tribune wants more open letters.
*Zach Newburgh wants a list of every student’s name and address.
*Principal Heather Munroe Blum wants better locks on her office door.
*The Tribune Football Club wants a win.
*Everyone wants Man Men and Community to come back.
*Rick Perry wants a platform that is easier to remember.
*Europe wants money.
*Rob Ford wants you to know who the f#*@ he is.
*SUS execs want iPads to go with their iPhones.
*The Martlet hockey teams wants their win streak back.
*Everyone hopes the world won’t end next year.