Opinion

The Tribune holiday wishlist

Everyone on campus is too busy these days to make holiday wishlists. The Tribune wants to make your exam and shopping season a little easier, so we’ve written your wishlist for you and suggested some ideas for other characters on campus. 

*The McGill football team wants a win in the 2012-13 season. 

*Students want more tears of joy and fewer tears of gas. 

*Todd Plummer wants some plum sauce. 

*Maggie Knight wants students to attend the strategic summits.

*Everyone wants fewer Bieber babies.

*Shyam Patel wants to be re-elected Campus Cutie

*Matt Crawford wants a portrait of Karl Marx.

*Students still want construction to end.

*Students want Steven Saideman to stay. And it wouldn’t hurt if he turned his blog into a book. 

*The Tribune wants more open letters.

*Zach Newburgh wants a list of every student’s name and address.

*Principal Heather Munroe Blum wants better locks on her office door.

*The Tribune Football Club wants a win. 

*Everyone wants Man Men and Community to come back. 

*Rick Perry wants a platform that is easier to remember. 

*Europe wants money.

*Rob Ford wants you to know who the f#*@ he is. 

*SUS execs want iPads to go with their iPhones. 

*The Martlet hockey teams wants their win streak back.  

*Everyone hopes the world won’t end next year. 

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