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Fact or Fiction: Do aphrodisiacs really work?

Aphrodite—the Greek goddess of love, beauty, and pleasure— shares her name with another substance associated with desire: The aphrodisiac. Aphrodisiacs can be anything—foods, drinks, drugs, smells—that causes an increase in sexual desire. For centuries, people have sworn by the power certain foods, such as chocolate or oysters, to boost their libidos. The definition of aphrodisiac has remained the same over the last thousand years, and many of the foods we consider today to be aphrodisiacs are products of ancient experimentation.

The Greek physician Claudius Galen believed in the theological doctrine of signatures—a philosophy that certain herbs resemble the parts of the body they are meant to treat. Galen, who also believed that “wind,” or flatulence, would result in an erect penis, encouraged the consumption of mandrake root due to its semblance to a woman’s thigh, and the oyster for its resemblance to a labia. The oyster has gained a reputation as the king of aphrodisiacs. It’s even rumoured that Cassanova, the 18th century playboy, would eat 50 oysters every morning. But do oysters really work? 

In 2005, a team of American and Italian researchers analyzed bivalve mollusks using high-performance liquid chromatography (HPLC), a method used to separate the components of a mixture. Chemistry professor George Fisher from Barry University and his team discovered that the mollusks were rich in rare amino acids, such as daspartic acid and N-methyl-D-aspartate. These amino acids, when injected into rats, caused a chain reaction that resulted in the production of testosterone in males and progesterone in females.

“Increased levels of those hormones in the blood means you are more active sexually,” explained Dr. Antimo D’Aniello from the Laboratory of Neurobiology in Naples.

When trying to explain the reasons why certain foods increase sexual libido, researchers looked to the physiological changes that accompany sexual arousal.

Hormones such as testosterone, estrogen, progesterone, and oxytocin influence sexual motivation. Other feel-good chemicals released by the brain, such as dopamine and serotonin, contribute to a person’s arousal.

Foods and products that trigger the body to release and produce these compounds generally have aphrodisiac properties. A popular compound that is said to result in an increase in testosterone in the blood is ambergris. Ambergris is a dark grey waxy substance produced in the digestive system of sperm whales that has been used extensively in the fragrance industry due to its valuable ability to fix a scent in place. 

In 2005, a study published in Archives internationals de pharmacodynamie et de thérapie showed that ambrein, one of the major constituents of ambergris, increased sexual behavior in male rats. Therefore, the scientists concluded that ambergris can be a possible aphrodisiac. 

Perhaps the most readily available aphrodisiac can be found at your local dépanneur. Alcohol consumption is linked to inhibition of the production of testosterone, causing deleterious effects on male sexual performance. In women, the opposite generally occurs. The effects of alcohol will also happen faster and more potently due to the fact that women have a higher body fat percentage than men.

Historically, aphrodisiacs have included things like Bufo toad skin, Panax ginseng, and Spanish fly. Traditionally, these substances have been used in folk medicine and have had their mechanisms of action analyzed. However, according to a study published in Clinical Autonomic Research the ingestion of compounds due to their supposed libido-enhancing effect is widespread, and their abuse is associated with high morbidity.

a, Off the Board, Opinion

Off the board: A love letter to Kim Kardashian

Like the comments of a nagging mom, most criticisms of Kim Kardashian transcend time and logic—they’re baseless, they follow her wherever she goes, and they show no signs of stopping.

“She’s famous but she doesn’t do anything!”

“Her show has no substance!”

“Her butt can’t be real!”

The animosity aimed towards Kardashian hits those different notes most often and most loudly. As a timid fan of Kim and her family (and her show, occasionally), I’d like to diffuse the negative energy against her that somehow finds its way into every part of American and Canadian culture.

Easiest to dispel are the generally rude comments about her body—particularly the authenticity of her curvature. Women face both blatant and subtle pressures to change their bodies throughout their lives. To face further criticism after we succumb to the messages about not being “this” or “that” enough seems deeply unfair. Furthermore, whether or not someone has gone under the knife doesn’t erase their worth, which is something that we easily forget in our everyday conversations about Kim.

In terms of the most common criticisms of Kim, a close second to butt-talk is the berating of her show Keeping up with the Kardashians. Jonah Hill once said, “The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture.”

The hyperbole of his statement confuses me, because Keeping up with the Kardashians is pretty harmless. In fact, it’s pretty cool to see a team of six women hang out, care about each other, support each other through hardships, and succeed in their personal and professional lives. As the self-proclaimed best friend of my own younger sister, I love it. When do you ever see unconditional support among women like that in TV? Surely not in Mad Men.

At the end of the day, she’s got her game and her girls and the defining genius of this generation as her husband.

In fact, their problems aren't so different from our own—parents get in the way of tattoos, school is tough, heartache is common. Sure, the lavish details of their troubles may evoke anxieties about the growing wealth disparity in the U.S., but blaming that issue on the Kardashian-Jenner clan is so obviously misguided. Her show may not be educational, as some critics decry, but if you’re turning on the TV in search of learning, I would recommend some changes on your own end—watch an online course or, like, read an encyclopedia.

“She has no talent—Everything she does is for attention!” I guess that makes all of us.

Defending Kimmy in conversation usually ends up like a game of whack-a-mole. The things people have to say are all over the place, and don’t really matter. Because at the end of the day, she’s got her game and her girls and the defining genius of this generation as her husband. It’s the closest thing to “having it all” that I’ve ever witnessed. Whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it right.

a, Art, Arts & Entertainment

The sight of the blind and the embrace of the sea

In Montreal’s landlocked position, one may miss the reassuring embrace of the ocean, which, for many coastal natives, has come to represent an integral element of home. At Musée d’art Contemporain de Montreal (MACM), Sophie Calle’s debut exhibit, entitled For the First and Last Time, has captured the mental images of blind people and the ocean, exploring the loss, beauty, and human desire to feel connected to our environment.

The First and Last Time comprises of two recent works by Calle that focus on subjects from Istanbul. The first, titled The Last Image (2010), combines photographs and written text telling the story of how the subjects lost their sight, their last sight, and the image that will always remain with them. The second project, Voir la Mer (2011), consists of videos of people experiencing the ocean for the first time—some of whom have spent their whole lives in Istanbul, a place surrounded by the sea. Calle seamlessly transitions between these different works by ending the beginning exhibit with asking a man who was born blind what his perception of beauty is. He states, “the sea, the sea going out so far you lose sight of it.”

The most moving element of The Last Image is the stories that accompany the photographs. Annoyingly though, only the French text is displayed alongside the photographs and all English readers must read off a printed sheet provided, something that ultimately took away from the overall experience. Calle retells all the experiences in a neutral tone despite the wide variety of circumstances that led to the subjects’ vision loss.

One particularly harsh story details a man who was shot and blinded, left only with the image of his shooter, whom he will never be able to identify. Yet within another such tragedy emerged a story of beauty for a woman who will always remember her husband as he was at 39-years-old. Each of these stories carried specific details yet remained universal, allowing one to intimately connect to their perspectives.

The photographic portraits are put in a position of great prominence as the subjects often have direct eye contact with the camera, making the image something you cannot forget. Our preconceptions of the blind are challenged by the positioning of their line of sight, making the viewer feel as though they are being watched. Many of the images are out of focus, as Calle captures the mental last image such as a “bus, like a red cloud.” The exhibit is transformative as we parallel our view with their final picture, attempting to see life through the yes of the blind.

The second portion of the exhibit begins by showing the subjects facing the ocean. The camera then turns to face them, pointedly focusing on their various emotions of confusion, sadness, and joy. Again, the eyes are central to the impression of the exhibit, containing a subliminal quality and connecting the viewer to the subject. 

Calle explores themes of isolation and communication along with both the loss and power of the senses through methods of individual detail, all while reaching a sense of universality in this study of what it means to be human.

For the First and Last Time runs until May 10, 2015 at the Musée d’art Contemporain de Montreal (185 Sainte-Catherine Ouest). Student admission is $10.

a, Men's Varsity, Sports

Know your McGill Athlete: Jacob Gervais-Chouinard

The McGill Redmen are having an impressive season, and sophomore goaltender Jacob Gervais-Chouinard is a major reason behind this success. His outstanding save percentage of .944-per cent tops the CIS rankings. In the classroom, Gervais-Chouinard is a hard-working student majoring in Economics and minoring in Finance. At the moment, he’s not quite sure what to do after he graduates. 

“Consultancy would be an ideal career but I am still weighing my options,” he said.    

Gervais-Chouinard got into hockey thanks to his older brother, who is currently playing as a defenceman in the AHL for the Toledo Walleyes. The Redmen netminder had a stint in the AHL as well, lining up with the Hamilton Bulldogs. During this time, he had the opportunity to play against his brother, and doesn’t like to be reminded of the goals he conceded to his sibling over that season. 

The Redmen have a solid core of veterans on the team such as Jonathan Bonneau, Guillaume Langelier-Parent, and Cedric McNicoll, which makes life a little bit easier for Gervais-Chouinard and other younger players. Gervais-Chouinard praised the older players, who he said have helped the rookies and sophomores manage their time between schoolwork and sports.

“[Our team] has good depth and chemistry among the players,” he said. “[We are] better than what is presented on paper.”

Along with his teammates, Gervais-Chouinard credits Head Coach Kelly Nobes’ framework and coaching philosophy for the team’s success this season.

“The free-flowing system he has [instilled] has allowed the team to flourish,” he said. 

The freedom of play has had Gervais-Chouinard and the Redmen excelling thus far, and he  said he thinks the team has the potential to win the CIS Championship this season.

Reflecting on his young but already impressive career, Gervais-Chouinard named his semifinal performance against the Alberta Golden Bears, where he made 55 saves out of 60 shots, as his highlight. Despite resulting in a loss, that performance earned him a mention on the All-tournament team during last year’s CIS Championships. Gervais-Chouinard is no stranger to the spotlight, having played for the Bulldogs and for the Sherbrooke Phoenix in the QMJHL, but he admitted to being a bit starstruck when he had the chance two weeks ago to practice with the Montreal Canadiens. He says he’ll never forget robbing P.K. Subban.

“I was making saves against Habs players such as Subban, and the Canadiens’ Coach [Michel Therrien] said I did a good job,” Gervais-Chouinard said.

The team will have to weather the loss of several veterans due to graduation next year, but Gervais-Chouinard is optimistic about their future.

“We have a very strong recruitment team, and there are a lot of players that are set to make an impact,” he said. 

There is plenty to be excited about when it comes to the Redmen hockey team in the near future. In Gervais-Chouinard, the Redmen have a cornerstone player in net who should be a major component of this team’s success over the next two years. 

 

McGill Tribune (MT): What is your favourite food?

Jacob Gervais-Chouinard (JGC):  Poutine.

MT: Who is your favorite NHL Player?

JGC: Carey Price 

MT: What is your favorite band?

JGC: Above and Beyond

MT:  What is your hidden talent?

JGC: I play acoustic guitar

MT:  If you could play another Varsity Sport what would it be?

JGC: Soccer

 

a, McGill, News

Law professor discusses implications of Ferguson events for black Canadians

Joanne St. Lewis, Common Law professor at the University of Ottawa and former McGill student, spoke at the annual Annie Macdonald Langstaff workshop last Friday. The workshop featured a discussion on the recent events in Ferguson, a city in Missouri that gained international attention in 2014 after Mike Brown, an unarmed black 18-year-old was shot and killed by white Police Officer Darren Wilson. Following the shooting, Ferguson became the site of several protests against racialized police brutality.

St. Lewis began the workshop by addressing why black Canadians should care about police brutality in the United States.

“[Ferguson] is an opportunity for us to see in a very concrete way something we experience in a more fractured, or specific and narrow way in Canada,” St. Lewis said. “The first thing I see as a black Canadian is […] they’re having my problem, except it’s so big that everyone can see it [….] They can actually get voice and space in the public domain to talk about [it].”

St. Lewis then spoke to the identity politics that often surround discourses of race. She highlighted herself as an example of how class and race can intersect, explaining that she was often asked why she cared about the issue.

“‘Why are you so into this Ferguson thing? [You’re] a lawyer […] you’re not living there. Aren’t you putting on a frame of oppression that doesn’t belong to you?’” St. Lewis listed as examples of the questions she would receive when broaching the topic with colleagues. 

St. Lewis explained that she believed that the questions stemmed from people’s reluctance talk about race.

“The person I’m speaking to has decided that they know what it means to be authentically black, and apparently my legal training has disenfranchised me of my authenticity,” she said. “Instead of the person grappling with their own unwillingness to talk about racism […] they’re starting to shut down the conversation.” 

The lack of representation of black people in societal positions of power contributes to the high incidences of racialized police brutality, St. Lewis said.

“It’s about who is administering justice and representation,” she said. “We have somewhere around 21 Law faculties in the country […yet] we don’t even have the equivalent of one black [law professor] per school. How many [black law students] actually get to the point that they’re senior associates and have enough network that they’re in the position to actually drive the engine of what they’re doing?”

Sarah Aladas, a student who attended the event, critiqued the idea that change could only come through the efforts of the oppressed group. 

“The issue is that we shouldn’t care because we’re [a part of a race], but we should care because we’re human,” she said. “By trying to fight any type of inequality, sometimes we only make the barrier stronger in that we create an opposition.”

In response, St. Lewis highlighted the difference between social cohesion and legal advocacy against discrimination. 

“At the end of the day, [for] social cohesion […] you want everybody to be invested in all the values,” St. Lewis said. “That is very different from legal analysis [….] There are strategies to think about gender, there’s another way of doing intersectionality […] and you need to […] obtain the mastery for your client.” 

Law student and President of the Black Law Students’ Association of McGill Dominic Bell asked St. Lewis for general advice on leading discussions about race in Canada.

“With respect to this discourse that the United States is sort of a foil for Canada […] that it’s not as bad [in Canada] as it is in the United States […] how you go about piercing that sort of discourse?” Bell asked.

St. Lewis answered by highlighting the need for education and the awareness of the intersection of identities and privileges. 

“I think one of the pieces is understanding and educating ourselves about what is happening,” she said. “It is about class to some extent […] if you are living in places where black people are economically disempowered, the type of racism that they are experiencing is every bit as blatant and clear as it is in the [United States].”

a, Student Life, Student of the Week

Student of the Week: Nousin Hussain

Strong connections have always held U1 Science student Nousin Hussain’s life in place. Whether connections to her family, her friends, her Bengali past, or her current Toronto community, Hussain is always creating and maintaining bonds that contribute to the secure place she has today. As Hussain maps out her future plans, it is clear that there is a connection between her major, Microbiology and Immunology, and her minor, International Development Studies, which she hopes will manifest in the career she dreams of in scientific research.

According to Hussain, these goals must result in change. Hussain hopes to fuse science with her international development knowledge, in order to spread any scientific discoveries worldwide.

“I can’t be looking at a microscope all day—I need to understand that this is really going to make an impact,” she said. “It’s all about making connections.”

A couple of connections that Hussain said she always keeps in mind are those of her family and her past. Hussain, who was born in Bangladesh and moved to Toronto as a toddler, posits that her wanderlust is a result of familial roots.  

“Being a child of an immigrant family, it’s always been instilled in me to be successful,” she said. “I’m the generation where [my parents’ sacrifice] means something. I’m expected to become successful. I don’t want to just have a job. I want to be something more—a leader—and engage the community.”

Hussain has stayed true to her words. She is co-director of the Comparative Healthcare Systems Program at McGill, a global health organization that is currently organizing a refugee healthcare conference on health equity in March. She is also VP Internal at Amnesty International, a program that works to raise awareness for different social justice issues. In the greater Montreal area, Hussain has worked for the South Asians Women’s Community Center and the YMCA. When she was living in Toronto, she helped volunteer with youth empowerment efforts and community building activities.  

Hussain admitted that she had a more familiar volunteering experience in Toronto, due to having a better understanding and an easier time connecting to her hometown’s culture. Nonetheless, she has jumped into Montreal volunteering full-force, as she recognizes that it is good preparation for a future career involving travel to other new places. 

“I know my community,” she said. “But you always have to take a step back, and listen to other people’s ideas.”

Hussain has experienced other travel opportunities, exercising her ability to adjust to new situations and help others. This past summer, she traveled to Kenya with Reach Out to Humanity, a global health organization, where she worked to create alternate income options for HIV/AIDS patients. This coming summer, she hopes to work at a pharmaceutical company, and she was also recently admitted to a research program in Taiwan, where she can compare healthcare systems between Canada and Taiwan and write a research abstract on the topic.

Hussain said she treasures creating connections and using her education to make an impact in the community.  According to Hussain, the people she has met along the way while at McGill have contributed greatly to her positive experience.  

“[At McGill] you can really meet people with whom you connect,” she said. “You are in a place where people are so passionate about what they are doing.”

a, Student Life

A chef’s journey

 

A chef’s upbringing influences hir or her cuisine. Chef Antonio Park, owner and chef of acclaimed Montreal restaurants Park and Lavanderia, is also the newest Chopped Canada judge, and has a unique background that has helped shape his outlook on food.

Park was born in Argentina to Korean parents, and spent his childhood in South American cities like Asunción, Buenos Aires, and Rio. He then attended high school in British Columbia and Quebec, eventually attending culinary school in Japan. Park describes himself up in a sentence that summarizes his eclectic range of experiences.

“[I am really just] a messed-up Latino with kimchi in his blood, who is seriously in love with sashimi,” he joked.

According to Park, each aspect of his life is important to his approach to cooking today.

“Forget the word fusion,” Park said.

Instead, Park aims to express memories of his youth through the form of food. He wants to share with his customers the tastes, aromas, smell, sweetness, and saltiness he grew up with. Park has been bringing fresh flavours from Korea, South America, Brazil, Argentina, and France to the city of Montreal since opening Park Restaurant in February 2012.

As a child, Park developed a passion for cooking from his mother who taught him many culinary skills. According to Park, it was important to his mother to always put the effort in to make everything from scratch, whether it was grinding her own spices with a mortar and pestle or making her own miso and soya sauce. In an interview with the Montreal Gazette, Park lovingly described the strong influence his mother has had on his cooking.

“I grew up with everything local and a mom who is an amazing cook,” Park said. “She’s a wild cook too. Back in the day, all moms cooked, but my mom was beyond that. She used to dry her own red peppers to make her own paprika in a stone grinder.”

Park said he learned discipline from his mother. If he didn’t peel the garlic properly or cut the onion neatly, she would give him grief. Park’s mother also taught him to appreciate ingredients. The family would never go to the market to buy fruits and vegetables; instead, they grew them in their huge 47,000 square foot backyard. Park recognized the importance of fresh, top-quality ingredients, as well as seasonality and sustainability through seeing his mother grow her own ingredients. To this day, Park puts in the effort to source responsibly harvested, fresh ingredients. You will never see the same fish served for more than one or two days at Park’s restaurants. The menus are constantly evolving at both of his restaurants to reflect the ingredients that are available.

Similarly, Park’s father influenced his creative viewpoint on the art of cooking. His father owned a lavanderia, and after a long day at work acid-washing jeans, the hundreds of workers there would have daily staff meals together. Park` saw his father grill entire cows, sausages, sweetbreads, and ribs. These protein-centered meals were served with refreshing sides like kimchi or even ice soaked in Coca-Cola. 

These staff get-togethers may have revolved around the food, but a young Park saw how the food helped to create an atmosphere. From this, Park learned that meals served a greater purpose than just nutrition. It made people happy, and that was evident through the workers who were enjoying the rest of their night after a long day of gruelling work.

Although Park moved to Quebec in high school, he said that he never felt like he belonged. He did not speak French, and he was Korean and also Latino. He explained that he didn’t fit in until he found his place in the kitchen. As a teenager, Park got his first job in a restaurant as a dishwasher while simultaneously working in his parents’ dépanneur. Through this experience, Park said that he also learned the care that goes into running a restaurant, a trait that follows him into the kitchen today.

Park also said he believes that you have to respect the ingredients and never make a dish haphazardly. According to Mayssam Samaha, the woman behind Montreal food blog Will Travel for Food, Park’s respectful nature goes beyond his cooking.

“[Park’s] passion for the job and his respect for the ingredients is immediately obvious in every single one of his gestures, but especially in his words,” Samaha wrote.

Park also learned further appreciation of food in his sister’s restaurants. Park’s first kitchen job was prepping and mixing rice for his sister at a restaurant called Takara. He made rice for three years. He also apprenticed at Tomo, his sister’s other restauranta in Montreal, learning how to make North-Americanized Japanese cuisine such as California rolls, beef teriyaki, spicy mayo, and maki rolls. Park says his time at Tomo marked the turning point for when he truly became serious about cooking, deciding it was something he wanted to do for the rest of his life.

Park decided to move to Toronto to train in other kitchens, but realized the cooking was very much the same as in Montreal. He loved Japanese food and wanted to learn the proper techniques and authentic dishes from the Japanese themselves. He packed up everything he owned and moved to Japan to attend culinary school. Park trained under both sushi and Japanese food masters and learned what their philosophies were on food.

According to Park, it was tough to learn to cook authentic Japanese food.

“Japanese people will never teach you why they do things,” Park said. “It’s a personal secret.”

This made training more difficult for Park, but he said it also made him a better chef. He had to uncover why the masters he learned from cut fish in a particular way, or cooked a vegetable differently in one dish than another. Park was very committed to learning a cuisine that he considers counter to his upbringing. According to Park, Korean food is complicated, while Japanese food is beautiful in its simplicity.

Today, Park owns two restaurants in Montreal, both on Avenue Victoria in Westmount. Park is a sushi- and Japanese-focused restaurant, whereas Lavanderia is a restaurant paying homage to his upbringing in South America. He is widely considered one of the best chefs in Montreal, and can be seen Saturdays on Food Network judging Chopped Canada.

Park and Lavanderia Restaurants—378 Avenue Victoria, Westmount, QC.

a, Arts & Entertainment

Album Review: Fleece – Scavenger

Sifting through the nine tracks on Scavenger, the debut album from Fleece—a five-piece band comprised of Concordia and McGill students—I couldn’t help but think about the days when my transcript still featured the word “undeclared.” Drawing from an array of genres including grunge, jazz, and psychedelic/indie/alternative rock, the album has the same kind of unrestrained feel to it as a freshman Arts student during course selection. Fortunately, though, they have the chops to pull it off and avoid the danger of a cluttered, over-ambitious album. 

Things start off on a dreamy note with “Alien,” a relaxed tune that nicely meshes a lead guitar draped in colourful effects with a clean keyboard sound, and then give way to “Wake and Bake,” a track reminiscent of Nirvana’s “In Bloom,” but much calmer. 

However, it’s between the third and sixth tracks (“Demanding” and “Rise”) that the album hits its peak. Those two specifically have an airy quality to them that fully immerses the listener to the point where it’s easy to drift off and take for granted how impressive the instrumentation is. Even though it’s just meant to be transitory, “DLXVII (Interlude)” offers a memorable minute-and-a-half of music that will appeal to fans of the 2014 breakout group Real Estate. The highlight, though, is “Gabe’s Song,” which builds from a soft, haunting verse to a booming chorus featuring a guest horns section—not to mention a rare, excellent bass solo during the breakdown towards the end. 

In the final stretch of the album, Fleece moves towards a more traditional rock ‘n’ roll sound; these songs can sometimes run a little too long and aren’t quite as memorable as the preceding ones—although the line “Chocolate milk and Adderall get me through the week” from “Chocolate Milk” is noteworthy alone for being the university student’s answer to Harry Nilsson’s “Coconut”—but it’s hard to really find flaws on this album as a whole. Fleece plays well beyond its years and is certainly a Montreal act to watch out for. 

a, Behind the Bench, Football, Sports

Behind the bench : Just like they drew it up

In Super Bowl XLIX, when Russell Wilson’s pass was tipped by Malcolm Butler and somehow corralled by Jermaine Kearse—after Kearse had been knocked down and left squirming on the turf—it seemed too impossible to actually be happening. Sure, there was the difficulty of the catch itself, but that was only a small part of the disbelief that spectators were likely feeling when they saw it. As even the most casual of football fans will be able to tell you, the absurdity of Kearse’s catch had little to do with its degree of difficulty–it’s that they had seen it all play out like this before.

Unlike movies or WWE wrestling, professional sporting matches are unscripted events that can play out in a near infinite number of ways. There’s still a dramatic element involved, but it’s usually a self-contained drama that arises from a tight game going down to the wire—like a tense sitcom plotline that will have completely vanished by the next episode as characters return to their ultimately unchanged world.

From time to time, however, these arbitrary game-to-game narratives stack up just right, reaching into the well of history and pulling out a storyline that blows any movie out of the water. Kearse’s catch came against Bill Belichick and Tom Brady’s New England Patriots, who had a four-point lead with approximately 75 seconds remaining, in a Super Bowl taking place in Glendale Arizona—every single one of those conditions was also in effect when the New York Giants’ David Tyree made his improbable ‘Helmet Catch’ in Super Bowl XLII that doomed New England’s perfect season. On top of that, the Patriots had lost Super Bowl XLVI to the Giants as well when Mario Manningham pulled in a ridiculous sideline catch on the game-winning drive. The eerie similarities that characterized Kearse’s catch even continued off the field, as the integrity of the Patriots’ season was being challenged by ‘Deflategate’ in the same way that their season leading up to Super Bowl XLII was tainted by Spygate.

As it happened, rather than surrendering a game-winning touchdown and blowing their third title game in eight years, Butler intercepted the next pass Wilson threw, and vaulted the Belichick/Brady era into a new dimension of greatness. That wasn’t just an isolated game-changing play—it was Andy Dufresne crawling through a river of shit and coming out clean in The Shawshank Redemption; it was Harry Potter walking into the Forbidden Forest to meet Lord Voldemort, knowing that Dumbledore intended him to die, and then actually returning to life to defeat his nemesis. In Super Bowl XLIX, events unfolded in such a precise way that the Patriots went from watching their worst fear play out for the third time to miraculously exorcising every single one of their post-Spygate demons—it was a perfectly scripted situation that happened all on its own.

Unlike movies or WWE wrestling, professional sporting matches are unscripted events that can play out in a near infinite number of ways.

There may never be another sports narrative that rivals the Patriots’ in terms of producing such unbelievable recurring moments, but it’s hardly the only one to be layered with heightened dramatic circumstances on a big stage. When the Green Bay Packers won the Super Bowl in 2011, they were up by six points in the final minute of play and stopped a potential game-winning drive by the Pittsburgh Steelers. But when the two teams met in the previous season, the Steelers won that matchup with a game-winning drive in which they were—you guessed it—down by six. Most sports fans remember Ray Allen’s clutch game-tying three-pointer in Game 6 of the 2013 NBA Finals against the San Antonio Spurs, but what they probably didn’t know is that the 2005 Seattle Supersonics lost a series to the Spurs in Game 6 when Allen missed a potential game-winning three with Tim Duncan in his face. The irony? Allen’s 2013 shot only happened because Duncan was inexplicably left on the bench and Chris Bosh easily grabbed the rebound that was kicked out to Allen for the three-pointer.

These types of narratives aren’t always redemptive though. Brett Favre came out of retirement (for the second time) in 2009 and tried to lead his former team’s archrivals, the Minnesota Vikings, to a Super Bowl. However, his playoff run ended the exact same way it had with the Packers two years earlier: With him throwing a costly interception in overtime during the NFC Championship game. In 2011, millions of Canadians were hoping for Roberto Luongo to lead the Vancouver Canucks to a Game 7 Stanley Cup victory in the same building where he had led Team Canada to an overtime win the year before in the gold medal game. Instead, the Canucks collapsed, extending Canada’s cup drought to 18 seasons.

A great narrative in any form of creative entertainment is a testament to the mind’s ability to craft something compelling, but a great narrative in sports is a testament to the awe-inspiring power of fate. With so much going on in the world, professional sports are moneymaking spectacles that shouldn’t mean anything, but after watching something like the Kearse catch/Butler interception sequence, it can feel like they mean everything.

a, Men's Varsity, Sports

Redmen capture OUA East

 

McGill Redmen
5

 

 

RMC Paladins
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Playoffs in sports are occasionally referred to as the ‘second season.’ The slate is wiped clean for all those participating, and while a high seed translates to home-ice advantage, it guarantees little beyond that. That being said, players on the Redmen (21-5-0) ice hockey team deserve to feel at least a little pleased with themselves after clinching the OUA East title with a 5-1 home win Saturday night against the RMC (0-26) Paladins.

The title-clinching win came on the heels of a gruelling 4-3 double-overtime win Friday against the Concordia Stingers in the 28th annual Corey Cup. Despite the extra time on the ice the previous night, the Redmen looked fresh against the Paladins. Junior centre Cedric McNicoll opened the scoring, but the Paladins struck back quickly and the two teams finished the first period knotted at 1-1. The goal was McNicoll’s 11th of the season and his 34th point, a total good for eighth-best in the CIS.

McGill broke the game open midway through the second frame, scoring three goals in less than four-minutes. The first of those three came off of the stick of rookie defenceman Samuel Labrecque, and was Labrecque’s sixth game-winning goal of the season, which ties a school record that has stood for 27 years. Labrecque has been a force to be reckoned with as of late, scoring seven goals over the last five games, including the overtime-winner in the Corey Cup.

Sophomore goaltender Karel St-Laurent gave McGill more of the quality play it has received all season from both of its net-minders. St-Laurent stopped 21 of the 22 shots he faced for his eighth win of the season. As the Redmen enter the playoffs, Nobes is faced with a problem that any coach would dream about: Two goaltenders who are equally worthy of playing time in the post-season. St-Laurent finishes the season with a .932 save percentage, the third-best mark in the entire CIS. The league leader, however, is St-Laurent’s teammate Jacob Gervais-Chouinard, who holds a .944 save percentage.

Fortunately for Nobes, no matter who he chooses to start game one of the playoffs, he’ll be making a good decision. Both goaltenders have been consistently solid, and deserve a lot of credit for helping lead the Redmen to the top seed in the division.

The Redmen now turn their attention to their quarterfinal, best-of-three matchup with Concordia beginning Feb. 11 at McConnell Arena. The last time McGill captured the OUA East Division crown was 2011-2012, when they went on to win the CIS Championship. Past performance does not guarantee future success, but with the number one seed in hand, you can’t blame the Redmen if they’re hoping history will repeat itself.

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