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a, Arts & Entertainment, Music

Album Review: Ella Henderson – Chapter One

After gaining worldwide attention during the 2012 season of X Factor UK, 16-year-old Ella Henderson rose to prominence due to her incredibly mature vocals, songwriting ability, and loveable personality. It is upon this supremely elevated platform that Henderson releases her debut album, Chapter One. Despite lofty expectations, it does not fail in the slightest.

Kicking off with hit single “Ghost,” the album comes right out of the gate with a series of catchy choruses, strong vocals, and complex instrumental arrangements, which are maintained throughout the entirety of the album. Perhaps its most uplifting song is “Rockets,” which has summer anthem written all over it. “The First Time” features gritty guitars with Henderson singing primarily in the lower end of her vocal register, resulting in a fascinating track that’s like nothing on the radio.

But it’s not all fun and games. Sprinkled amongst the more pop-oriented songs are slower, much more personal reflections. “Hard Work” sees Henderson confess that she’s ready to look past the troubles of a relationship in order to experience the good. Although touching at first, the sheer number of these piano-based tracks becomes tiring, eventually crossing over into skippable territory.

The biggest downfall to this album is, frankly, its lyrical content. Essentially every song consists of love-torn lyrics in some form or another, which does, unfortunately, wear thin at 13 tracks long—18 on the deluxe edition. But love sells, and Henderson isn’t the first artist to wear out the theme for a monotonous product.

Ultimately, Chapter One is a great debut album for an artist destined to sing universally applicable love songs. It’s not necessarily deep or groundbreaking, and there are too many ballads that slow down the album’s exciting motion, but as far as love albums go, Chapter One is a good piece of work from an artist that has yet to take a wrong step.

a, Arts & Entertainment, Music

Album Review: Hozier – Hozier

Twenty-four-year-old Irish singer-songwriter Hozier arguably could have dug himself into a premature one-hit wonder grave long before his eponymous first album came out on Oct. 7. His single “Take Me to Church” was released Sept. 13, 2013 and its accompanying music video came out less than two weeks later, quickly going viral. Shot in grayscale, the video follows the romance of two men until one gets brutally attacked by homophobic assailants as the haunting lyrics, “Only then I am human/ Only then I am clean,” come echoing in from the background.

With the sudden widespread success of the single, anticipation for Hozier’s newest album was high—almost as high as expectations were for the artist to bring something new to the table. In this latest release, Hozier exceeded expectations. Despite the heavy-handed romantic metaphors and simplistic guitar chords, Hozier’s talent as a singer and the overall synchronization of each individual track allow for a strong release that can stand apart from “Take Me to Church.”

The clear highlight is “Jackie and Wilson,” a classic electro-blues song that takes full advantage of Hozier’s vocals, particularly in the chorus—the catchiest on the album. Other standouts are “Someone New” and “Like Real People Do,” both of which are tracks that, on the surface, seem like superficial folksy love ballads, until a closer examination of the lyrics reveals the darker themes of heartache and trust issues that permeate through the album.

The disappointment of the album is Hozier’s unwillingness to take full advantage of his vocal potential. Half of what made “Take Me to Church” so popular was its powerhouse chorus, with Hozier belting out lines with a strong rock feeling that carried the song as a whole. Overall, this album’s true strength is in moving beyond the potential post-viral artistic collapse and showing that Hozier has lasting talent. Hopefully in the future, he steps out of his comfort zone to show us all what he’s truly capable of.

a, Student Life

Restaurant Review: Kyozon

Although known for its lavish bars and clubs, Crescent Street also offers a plethora of restaurants. Sept. 8 marked the opening of Kyozon, a new Asian fusion restaurant and bar, which aims to bring authentic Asian flavours into an urban setting.

According to general manager Phil Chang, the idea behind Kyozon has been in the works for over a decade.

“This concept has been in the making since the ’90s, and has finally been realized by a group of [six] owners this year,” he said. The restaurant was finally established after the owners had a chance to travel the world to gain a better understanding of both the culture and finesse of Asian cusine.

Upon stepping inside, patrons are greeted with a large, dimly lit space that is divided in the middle by a uniquely staged bar. Both the tables and booths leave guests sitting in close proximity to one another. Wooden beams provide structure to the open venue, genuine hardened brick is left exposed, and the furnishings are reminiscent of early 1920s steampunk. Even the accommodating unisex washrooms convey the easy-going, yet tasteful feel that is evident throughout the restaurant.

The tables are made from the wood of repurposed bowling alleys, and a grand sunroof  directly overlooks the bar. To complement the setting, a mix of different electronic instrumentals play in the background, creating a relaxed and comfortable ambiance.

Kyozon’s menu is far from conventional; the owners wanted to feature the communal eating of traditional Asian cultures by creating dishes in shareable sizes. Upstairs, there is also a kaiten-zushi, where guests sit at a conveyor belt that carries plates of food. The prices are generally all student-friendly, ranging from $3.50-$9.00 for small plates and $10.00-$19.00 for larger plates, with a few exceptions.

Kyozon boasts an assortment of small, à-la-carte dishes: Crab and chicken Sui Mai, Tom Kha soup, and Japanese noodle lobster rolls. The Sui Mai’s filling is light and balanced, while the soup is laden with delicious vegetables and squid. With the savoury rolls, the meal is a perfect combination of tastes. Also highly recommended are the baby back ribs in the house sticky black bean sauce and the exotic green papaya and mango salad.

The restaurant’s cocktail menu is composed of bold twists on classic drinks, including notable names such as Monkey Juice and 6 MAI 2014. The Leche de Geisha, a fruity alchoholic beverage infused with black tea, is decorated similar to a geisha’s hairstyle.

The salmon teriyaki main dish includes a green pea purée, combined with a surprisingly tangy sauce that offers a unique palate with the salmon. The dish is further complemented by eringi mushrooms. Another noteworthy suggestion is the Korean beef flank with homemade kimchi.

The overall service of the restaurant is remarkable. The bartenders and servers appear to genuinely enjoy their work, and are enthusiastic advocates for Kyozon. They are friendly without being intruding, extremely helpful, and knowledgeable about the menu.

However, the waiting time for the food is quite long. Kyozon is better suited for a date or a small group of friends who are planning on sitting down and having a long meal. If that is not the plan for the night, the bar and its adventurous concoctions offer a casual alternative.

Kyozon will entice a younger and livelier clientele to Crescent. It is an interesting experience, and the food is exceptional for the price. Weekly specials such as Tuesday’s Open Deck––where guests can choose the music––and Thursday’s 5 à 7 are great opportunities to visit Kyozon.

According to Chang, the fundamental idea behind the style of dining at Kyozon is to bring an innovative fusion of flavours together.

“The Japanese word Kyozon means to coexist,” Chang said. “[Patrons have the opportunity to] throw everything together, [and] everyone can have a bite.”

a, Recipes, Student Life

Autumnal snacks

Pumpkin Spice Oats

Makes 1 serving

Ingredients

1/2 cup rolled oats

2 tbsp chia

2 tbsp raisins

1 tbsp nut butter

1 mashed banana

1/4 cup canned pumpkin pureé

1 cup milk (opt: almond or soy milk)

1 tsp cinnamon

Directions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a sealable container and place in fridge overnight.

2. Remove and enjoy the next morning.

Peanut Butter Cookies

Makes 30 cookies

Ingredients

1 cup peanut butter

1 cup sugar

1 large egg

1 tsp baking soda

Opt: 1 or 2 tbsp of flour, a dash of vanilla, or chocolate chips

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.

2. Beat Peanut butter and sugar in a bowl untill smooth.

3. Beat egg and baking soda into the mixture, along with any other optional ingredients.

4. Roll dough into small balls, and arrange on a greased baking sheet.

5. Bake for 10 minutes until golden.

Canadian airplane ready to go to war
a, Opinion

Commentary: Canada blunders into war

The brutal nature of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) became very clear this summer when videos of executions and beheadings were widely disseminated across the globe. (more…)

Director Sion Sono stands in the streets of Tokyo
a, Arts & Entertainment, Film and TV

Gangs of Tokyo: Not your typical mobster movie

The threshold for widespread shock or novelty has increased exponentially due to the sheer breadth of available internet content. That being said, Tokyo Tribe is a film unlike anything anybody has ever seen before. Hilarious, gross, sexist, confusing, and silly, it’s not the easiest film to boil down to a one sentence description, but here’s an attempt: It is a farcical, tongue-in-cheek, low-budget Japanese-language film centred on a cannibalistic gang that declares war on the other gangs ruling a dystopian Tokyo—and it’s a hip-hop musical.             

‘Musical’ may be a misleading word for this film; although there is a generic beat spinning and shifting throughout the 118-minute film, and characters break into rap in lieu of conversing, insulting, introducing, explaining, or talking for any other reason, it feels strange to refer to the results as ‘songs.’ There were a couple of moments when a chorus emerged and the rap had structure, but typically, characters would arbitrarily switch between rapping or speaking without other characters acknowledging anything abnormal. During the rap sequences, the extras would sometimes nod along with the beat, which never quite defined itself as diegetic or not. Sometimes there was a DJ present, sometimes somebody would start beatboxing and it would grow, and sometimes the bass just erupted from nowhere as one of the characters began to rap.              

Because half of the dialogue was in rap form, a lot of connotation and wordplay seemed to be lost in translation. The English subtitles rhymed, which added to the mise en scène, but most likely involved some language tweaking and modification of the original script.          

The pacing and overall structure of the plot perfectly mirrored the aesthetic of the sets: Cheap, creative, and incomprehensible—but a lot of fun. Every scene of the film’s first half hour centres on new characters, expanding the ensemble cast while introducing the mythos of this dystopian city. But without an identifiable protagonist, the viewer is lost and more or less indifferent to all parties. It was an hour and a half into the film—immediately prior the climax—before those fragments pieced together and the plot of the film properly explained. The film progresses as if the writers changed the focus of the film several times mid-story but forgot to rewrite the beginning.

Those familiar with Jason Eisener’s Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) will be reminded of its set in Tokyo Tribe: A film lot barely pretending to be anything else, inexplicably bathed in primary colour lights. Despite being noticeably fabricated, all of the sets are well-detailed, coated in relevant graffiti and an appropriate amount of grime. Impressively, every set contained a dozen or more extras constantly interacting, fighting, dancing, or just talking around the main characters, making the convincing part of the set the people—not the physical structure.

Although the film is a blatant farce and goes well beyond the boundaries of normality, the sexism goes too far and becomes viscerally disturbing. The first half of the film takes place mostly in a brothel, and even outside of this setting, the women are treated as objects or worse. While this film is not attempting to give any serious opinion on social issues—it features a man getting punched over a building while wailing, “But it’s my birthday,” consistent in its extravagance—the amount of subjugation of all female characters is disgusting.

With a creative director making long, beautiful multi-minute shots that follow a rap from one actor to another, a set and a script that makes up for its poor pacing, and hilarity in its actions and dialogue, this film could have been a great success; however, its low-budget, nonsensical appearance sets it on a path to be a B movie cult classic at best. If you are interested in a film where a man dressed as Elvis shoots a miniature gun haphazardly across a room,while bikini-clad women cheer, or where a secret button reveals a massive fan that sucks people in and chops them up, or where these happen simultaneously during a mediocre rap song, then check out Tokyo Tribe.

Tokyo Tribe premiered in Canada at the Toronto International Film Festival on Sept. 4, and was recently shown at the Montreal Festival du Nouveau Cinema on Oct. 9 and 10.

a, Science & Technology

The changing face of space

On Oct. 1, space enthusiasts addressed the evolution of the Canadian space program as part of the International Astronautical Congress (IAC) 2014. The IAC theme this year, Our World Needs Space, hosted discussions that explored the way space inventions could be used on Earth. The panelists—some of the most respected names in Canadian planetary science—highlighted the spectrum of possibilities.

The talk welcomed over a thousand space aficionados to join Bill Nye, the Planetary Society CEO; Elizabeth Howell, senior writer for Universe Today; Gordon “Oz” Osinki, industrial research chair in Planetary Geology from the University of Western Ontario (UWO); and Canadian astronaut, Jeremy Hansen.

The topics focused on Canada and working in space with the Canadian Space Agency (CSA). The talk highlighted the fact that anyone from British Columbia to Nova Scotia has the opportunity to get involved in space science.

Hailing from Ottawa, Howell stated that her love for space dates back to the Apollo 13 movie she watched as a teenager. It was then when she decided she wanted to become an astronaut. Unfortunately, she realized that her strengths were geared more towards being a writer than astronaut, but she didn’t let that stop her from her love of space. Following a string of dead ends, she decided to pursue a masters in space studies at the University of North Dakota.

“A person with any sort of [previous] degree can do this,” she said. “I came in on the journalism side, which was definitely interesting, but I learned some technical things like engineering principles and how commercial launches work.”

Using this knowledge, Howell made some risky choices—including spending money to attend expensive shuttle launches and leaving other careers—but ended up where she wanted. Today, because of her position, Howell is able to learn and write about all of the cutting-edge events in the space world.

Osinki’s research focuses on meteor impacts, and he is also interested in developing technologies and techniques for human and robotic surface operations on the moon and Mars. His work is interdisciplinary and reflects the multifaceted nature of working in planetary science.

“The space program exists [to] show us how Earth works,” Howell said. “[It] can measure environmental changes or even how ships move across the ocean.”

It’s results like these that make it that much more important to continue studying space. While immediate uses for instruments on Earth that were initially invented for space-only use are sometimes unclear, developments have always been made as a result of demands in planetary science.

“It’s just like any sort of high-level technology—you can’t predict what the payoff will be,” Howell said.

For example, computers were miniaturized to enable them to be brought onto aircrafts. Today, mechanical arms used to collect samples from planets are being used in medical studies to search for tumours. Studies done by Professor Richard Hughson from the University of Waterloo on astronauts recently returned from space are showing connections between anti-gravity and aging by observing muscle atrophy and the effects of balance.

Howell also stated that humans one day landing on Mars is a very real possibility.

“There are projects like Mars 2025 that are already planning on sending people [to Mars,]” Howell said. “NASA has always had plans to put men on Mars as a long-term goal. [But] there’s always an issue of money and how friendly it would be for humans.”

Modern day rovers such as Curiosity, which NASA sent up in 2011, detect radiation and determine specific Martian climate and geology. Opportunity, which was sent to Mars in 2004, has been taking readings for 10 years, 40 times its designated lifespan. Regardless of whether or not these environments are conducive to life, the research to find out is quickly progressing.

As companies like SpaceX, Boeing, and Sierra Nevada privatize space travel, it will be interesting to see how progress shifts.

a, Arts & Entertainment, Theatre

I like it better when we’re not wasted

The Drunken Show is exactly what it sounds like: A group of comedians who get inebriated and go on stage to perform their acts, with the audience heavily encouraged to get drunk as well. So naturally, with the aim of getting the ‘full’ experience, that’s exactly what I did—for artistic purposes, of course.

One Caipirinha, two vodka shots, and half a bottle of white wine later, I arrived at Theatre St. Catherine in the proper condition for a night of inebriated comedy. At 9:30 p.m., the MC took to the stage and one thing became readily apparent: Everyone was just too drunk.

Ultimately, the very gimmick designed to draw in crowds was the show’s fatal flaw—formatting a stand-up show around such a premise is at odds with the very nature of stand-up. For the most part, such comedy requires a very rigorously structured format: Every joke is carefully crafted to provide the biggest effect, which is why hecklers can be so infuriatingthey break that structure and cause the comedian to improvise. However, in this case, the alcohol served the role as heckler, crippling the performers and destroying all coherence.

Throughout the entire show, there was an underlying feeling that the drunken format would be better suited for an improv, or even traditional theatre. Stand-up can be far less forgiving since the entire performance depends on a single person on stage trying to make an audience laugh. One-by-one, the comedians stumbled on stage and proceeded to ramble and yell at us for fifteen minutes at a time, losing all sense of consistency and structure to their act beyond, “Damn, I’m fucked up, whoooo!” While momentarily endearing, it quickly lost its charm as the realization that this was going to be the whole show set in—a whole show with a $20 admission, I should mention.

This would be less problematic if it wasn’t maddeningly obvious that all these comedians were genuinely funny people. The few—and I should stress few—times they would focus on their acts and enter into a practiced ‘bit’ were some of the funniest moments of the night, with clear talent behind those jokes. Unfortunately, these quickly fell by the wayside to more shots and slurs. It was very reminiscent of open mics, with groups of amateurs going on stage with good material only to struggle under the pressure as they stutter and forget their acts. For a group of professional comedians—some of whom claimed to have performed at Just For Laughs—this was less than amusing.

That isn’t to say that there weren’t a few standouts among the performers: One comedian with a gavel and another being pushed hectically about in a wheelchair offered consistent chuckles, but this was more due to their props than anything else, and still left me with the feeling that they would have been much funnier had they been sober.

Ultimately, if you’re ever considering going to a future Drunken Show, my advice is to save yourself 20 bucks, grab a group of friends to share a bottle of whiskey with, and go to an open mic at Burritoville or McLean’s—you’ll probably get a better experience out of it.

Information on future instalments of The Drunken Show can be found at theatresaintecatherine.com.

a, Martlets, Men's Varsity, Sports

The week that was for McGill Athletics: Oct. 15

Beyond the Box Score

MARTLET GOLF: The Martlets began the finals of the Quebec University Golf Circuit in second place, only a few points ahead of Laval. Montreal had won all four previous rounds and had a firm grasp on first place. With McGill placing ahead of Laval in round five on Sunday, and Laval bettering McGill in round six on Monday, round seven on the last day would decide which team would punch a ticket to Nationals. Laval has qualified every year since the CIS National Championships started in 2005. Led by the trio of Alice Hwang, Juliette Pollet, and Valentine Bougaud, the Martlets secured their first ever entry to the championships. McGill finished first on the final day, beating Montreal by nine strokes and Laval by 13–another first for the Martlets. In the individual standings, three Martlets placed in the top seven, with Pollet finishing second overall en route to taking home the RSEQ Rookie-of-the-Year award.

REDMEN GOLF: After a topsy-turvy season, the Redmen approached the finals with a positive attitude. Entering the finals as the eighth seed, team members and the coaching staff were confident that solid play in the finals could see their standing improve a few positions. A fourth place finish in Sunday’s round was McGill’s best during the finals. Benoit Miquel’s 77 and Will Eberlee’s 78 led the McGill squad. With the exception of a fine 74 by Justin Smith, Monday’s round was subpar, and the Redmen ended with a fifth-place finish. The final round was not much better, salvaged only by Eberlee’s score of 77. The team was sixth on Tuesday, and ended the season in fifth–a jump up three spots from the start of the finals. A reasonable ending to the season after a disastrous ninth and 11th place results in the first two rounds of the circuit.

MARTLET RUGBY: Reigning Athlete of the Week Caroline Suchorski delivered once again for the Martlets (4-3), scoring a game-high 13 points in a playoff spot-clinching victory on Friday against Sherbrooke (1-6). Rookie fullback Carla Massaro was another bright spot on the day, scoring two tries as McGill poured it on from beginning to end, winning by a score of 43-0. With 91 points on the season, Suchorski currently holds an 18-point lead over Laval’s Anne-Charlotte Beaulieu in the race for the RSEQ scoring title. With one game left on Laval’s schedule, it seems likely that Suchorski will take home the hardware, marking the fourth consecutive year that a Martlet player has captured the crown. McGill will begin its playoff run with a sudden-death game against the division champions, University of Ottawa, at Matt Anthony Field next Sunday, Oct. 18 at 6 p.m.

By the Numbers

3 – McGill golfers who have been awarded a major RSEQ award, including the recently minted Rookie-of-the-Year Juliette Pollet

4 – Penalty kicks hit by Concordia’s Yannick Fortin as the Redmen rugby squad battled the Stingers to a draw on Friday at Molson Stadium

15 – First pitch strikes recorded by Redmen pitcher Ryan Kramer against Carleton as McGill won the opening game of the Canadian Collegiate Baseball Association Northern Division playoffs

a, McGill, News

McGill to launch ‘Wellness Portal’ to address students’ mental health

Last Tuesday, McGill University announced the creation of the McGill Wellness Portal, a website that will aim to address students’ mental health. (more…)

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