The Brobune wants to talk about some of the stizzle in Deputy Brovost (Student Life and Ballin’) Gorton Pendelson’s recent Diversity Survey. One thing that sucks is that whole thing about the “underrepresentation of and discrimination towards the bro community at McGill.” Dude, what the frick, guy? Even though there aren’t that many bros, especially when you’re talking about big groups with lots of members like those frickin’ hipsters, bros are seriously chill and can’t be replaced at McGill. So, we want the SSMU to make the position of “Bro Rep to the SSMU.” Listen, we know that those reps posts usually go to faculty nerds, but this is for serious. The bro voice has been squashed and if you don’t listen then this party’s gonna be a bust.

Part one. Bros are chill, more chill than you dankbombs and it’s super unchill when you guys are jerks about it. Sorry for partying. It’s not my fault your gf saw my tight glutes, sweet flow and those dank wings and wanted to make out with me in my bed under my dank Sublime and DMB posters. Also, I merk at flipcup, which all chicks like too. So, again, sorry bro, but I’m not sorry. Actually, this one bro Miles went to boarding school for a semester with this guy Chazz, and he’s super chill at flipcup, but so are we, so that’s another thing. It’s not funny when you make fun of lacrosse, either.

Part B, bros are important to McGill. Do you even have any idea how many sports bros play? Well, it’s mainly intramural, but the A league, or mostly B league, so it’s still legit. If you don’t fix this, bros are just gonna keep on being danked on and that’s just weak sauce.

Also, if you give us the bro rep, we’ll tell you what all these ridiculous words actually mean.