Q: Why are you an asset to McGill?
A: If you come at me with your hand raised, I will confidently high five it.*
Q: If you could high five anyone, dead or alive, who would it be and why?
A: Andre the Giant, because he has big hands.
Q: What is your secret talent?
A: Yeah, I don’t have one of those…
Q: Mac or PC?
A: I have a PC, but I dream of having a Mac.
Q: If you were a city in Canada, which one would you be and why?
A: Missisauga, Ontario, because it has the most character and it is also the best one.
Q: Are you from there?
A: No. Maybe.
Q: What’s your go-to hangover cure?
A: Oh man. Eggs. Just eggs. Scrambled with rice.
Q: Name one song that reminds you of your high school graduation.
A: The song. You know the song.
Q: How many times have you been to Gerts?
A: Oh man. Like 10. I’m pretty cool.
Q: What’s your favourite Disney movie?
A: That’s tough. I’m going to say D2: The Mighty Ducks. I used to watch it every day when I was in grade five. Like I’d do my homework, watch MD2, and then go to bed. I didn’t have [part] 1 or 3, [but] they were good movies too.
Q: Football or hockey?
A: Football. Go Falcons!
Q: Name one actor from Friends.
A: Jennifer Aniston?
Q: Owen Wilson or Luke Wilson?
A: Owen Wilson is funnier, but Luke Wilson is better looking. I’m more into personality so, Owen.
Q: Name one fashion trend you’ll never try again.
A: None.
Q: What’s your favourite artist or band from the ‘90s?
A: Does Nelly count?
Q: What reality TV show are you perfect for?
A: I would do well on The Apprentice because those guys are idiots. Can I say that? Yeah.
Q: What’s your signature drink?
A: Oh… Diet Pepsi.
Q: What’s the first word you think of when I say Redpath?
A: Library. That’s boring. Redpath… Sugar.
Q: Describe McGill in 3 words.
A: Party, fun, YOLO.
Q: Which section of the McGill Tribune is your favourite?
A: Sports. And student living.
Q: Who would star in the story of your life?
A: Justin Bieber.
Q: If you could go back in time to any historical event, which one would you go to and why?
A: I would go back to… I’m not a history person… The one time I hit two home runs in my little league baseball tournament. That was the best day of my life.
*Editor’s note: In addition to being a high five professional, Sean works for Vision 2020 and the Office of Sustainability, is a Don at Royal Victoria College, and is a vice-president with SIFE McGill.
Too cool for school.
waste of space. but the compendium satire of it is brilliant.