Horoscopes, Student Life

The Tribune Predicts: Finals season horoscopes

Are you curious about what this finals season has in store for you? Forget your study guides—the answers are written in the stars.

Aries (March 21-April 19): As finals approach, chances of securing a comfortable spot in one of the McGill libraries become increasingly slim. No matter how desperate you are for a seat, beware—you must avoid the Schulich basement at all costs. The stars predict a familiar foe may be lurking there, ready to throw off your focus. 

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Sure, you may feel a bit sluggish this spring, but that doesn’t mean you’re immune to the study bug. In the next week, a call with a loved one will give you a surge of motivation to hit the library. Have you called your parents lately? 

Gemini (May 21-June 21): Your curiosity knows no bounds, and neither do your questions. While you’re typically tempted to type a flood of queries in the class group chat, you’ll put those frantic fingers to better use this finals season. The stars predict you’ll book back-to-back office hours appointments.

Cancer (June 22-July 22): Your compassion and sensitivity will make you the recipient of many late-night calls from friends dealing with finals-induced stress. Offer support whenever you can, but don’t forget to prioritize your well-being. Turn on do-not-disturb when you need time for yourself—we won’t judge.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): There may only be a few days of classes left, but that won’t stop you from making a new friend before the semester is over. This finals season, you’ll find out that the best friendships are built on shared panic and caffeine. 

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ve organized your studying schedule down to the last minute, but a welcome interruption will throw a wrench in your plans. Embrace spontaneity—it may be exactly what you need to refocus and recharge. 

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Libra, you have a lot on your plate in the coming weeks, but you’ll find a new hobby to help you de-stress. Whether it be colouring books, crocheting, or yoga, the stars suggest you invite a friend to unwind with you. 

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Scorpio, this finals season, your intense focus will be unmatched—but be warned: Your drive might lead you to burn the midnight oil a little too long. The stars predict you’ll thrive best if you remember to take breaks. Sometimes, the most productive thing you can do is step away and recharge your batteries.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): As exams approach, you’ll feel the pull between adventure and study sessions. For you, frequent walks to clear your mind and explore are inevitable, but make sure you return to your textbooks afterward!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your determination is unmatched, but this finals season, your natural pessimism will start to creep in. You’ll find yourself doubting whether all your hard work will pay off, but rest assured—it will. Stay focused and trust that your effort will lead you to success, even if it feels like the odds are stacked against you.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your bold, impulsive nature means you’re never afraid to take risks—even with your study schedule. In the past, last-minute cramming may have given you those pleasant adrenaline rushes, but this spring, you’ll find that consistency pays off. Believe it or not, you’ll finally learn to pace yourself, and you’ll conquer finals season without breaking a sweat!

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): You’re no stranger to sacrificing sleep for a few extra hours of cramming. If you have plans to work in the library after dark, avoid the silent floor—it will drain your energy rather than fuel your focus. The stars suggest you seek a lively new study space that keeps your mind sharp!

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