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‘The Tribune’ predicts: Halloween horoscopes

The leaves are falling, the sun is setting earlier, and the constellations are forming in eerie ways. The little ghosts floating around your astrological signs are telling you what the stars have in store for you this Halloween. 

Aries (March 21-April 19): Aries, your energy and ability to take everything as a challenge will come in handy this Halloween season. You’d be really good at trick-or-treating—try running around Milton Parc and collecting as much candy as you can. Keep the Swedish Fish for Pisces. 

Taurus (April 20-May 20): For you, Halloween can be a time to seek comfort. Dress up as a set of arms (you figure out what that means) and walk around the Y-intersection giving people hugs. Good for you, good for the world. 

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Sign of the twins: Watch out for your double appearing randomly around you, eerily staring back at you from behind your reflection in the mirror, following you around on campus, hiding under your bed at night. But don’t worry, this should only last for a few hours on Halloween day—consult a medical practitioner if it persists for more than 24. 

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Cozy up with a scary movie, spiderweb cookies, and the strange creature that has inexplicably been following Gemini all day. This Halloween, taking some time to yourself (with a cryptid) is just what you need.  

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Luxury and extravagance are in this Halloween. Your costume should stand out from the crowd, both figuratively and literally: Go for something out of the ordinary, but also eye-catching and fun. Don’t worry about the people sitting behind you in Leacock 132––having lights and clumps of feathers sticking out of you isn’t a distraction at all. 

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your creativity and whimsy are all you need to come up with Halloween costumes for your friends. Here are some suggestions you can bounce off of: Barbie and Ken (fun!); a character from a Pixar movie everyone loves (awww, cute!); Gemini’s likeness (nothing weird about this one!). 

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Who cares about Halloween? It’s just a typical Tuesday night for you. Don’t forget you have a big paper due in a few days, and an exam for that bird course you took that might require quite a bit more effort than anticipated. 

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You love to keep others on their toes with your mysterious and secretive vibes. This Halloween, try dressing up as one of the extras from a show that only aired a handful of episodes a decade ago. Nobody will know what you are (good).  

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sagittarius, you’re always the most loved one at the party, opinionated but kind. This Halloween season, try walking around the room and critiquing everyone’s costumes. Don’t be shy, we all agree that Scorpio’s costume makes no sense. 

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): For you, Halloween should be about coming out of your shell. It’s okay to show some emotions and be a bit silly sometimes. Switch things up for once and impress all your friends by eating the most candy in one go.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Master of the liquids, why not give mixology a try? Your weird concoctions aren’t all too odd this weekend. Give your closet kombucha the chance to finally be consumed, instead of just sitting in the dark, under shelves of clothes, for weeks on end.  

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Nobody likes Swedish Fish, but you’re a Pisces, so it’s your duty to take one for the team and eat all of those little chewy, sticky, waxy candies this Halloween. We’re sorry. 

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